That new French film or that hipster boy on the subway piqued your curiosity. Your curiosity was not peaked. Unless it was the Alps.
Dear flu-like symptoms,
You've been very cooperative this week. Thank you.
Dear women's studies major in my class,
We get it. Most of us are on your team, anyway, so stop talking to us like we're your enemies.
Thanks for not fighting in the second Civil War on the seventh floor of Davis library. I'm glad you're still around.
Cut it out.